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From: JEFFERY DEDE [mailto:dan_ogbeide_nab@yahoo.com]
Sent: Friday, August 16, 2002 5:26 PM
Subject: URGENT BUSINESS PROPOSAL
Union Bank of Nigerian PLC,
Zonal Branch Office,
Ikeja,
Lagos.
Dear Friend,
I am Jeffery Dede,Assistant General Manager(A.G.M)
Foreign Operations,Union Bank Of Nigeria PLC.I am
moved to write you this mail due to it's importance,
urgency and profit.And i am sorry if this mail is
coming to you as an intruision in to your private
life.
A foreigner, late Dr. Roland Greens, an Oil
Magnate,until his death
three years ago, made a huge deposit with us, here
at
Union Bank PLC, Lagos, and with a closing balance of
USD$18.5M (Eighteen Million, Five Hundred Thousand
United States Dollars).The Bank will unquestionably
release this funds to as claims by any of his
available next of kin(Wife Mrs Escadar Greens or son
Kenneth Greens) OR alternatively be donated to a
discredited Trust Fund For Arms and
Ammunition(T.F.F.A.A) at the military war college
here
in Nigeria, according to the document before us.
Fervent efforts have been made by the Management of
the Bank to get in
touch with any of Dr.Greens'next of kins or families> but to no avail. It is due to the perceived
impossibility of locating any of late Dr. Roland
Greens' next of kin ( wife and child) that the
management met to declare this funds"UNCLAIMED
DEPOSIT". It has resolved at releasing this funds to
The Trust Fund For Arms and Ammunition.
In order to to make use of this golden
opportunity,my
Boss, colleagues and I agreed to seek the assistance
of a foreigner who will be willing to assume and
pose> as the beneficiary next of kin of Dr.Greens.Now,we
seek your cooperation to have you stand as late Dr.
Roland Green`s next of kin to enable us transfer the
money without stress into your personal
Account($18.5m).
All documents and proves to enable you get this
fund
have been carefully worked out and we are assuring
you
a 100% risk free .We have agreed to offer 30% of the
money to you,10% has been set aside to cover all
expenses incured by both Parties(you and I) while
the
rest,60% would be for myself and my colleagues.
If this proposal is OK. by you and you do not wish
to
take advantage
of the trust, we hope to do more business with you.
Send us your response as soon as possible through my
Boss'(THE GENERAL MANAGER FOREIGN OPERATIONS
DEPT)'email address ememgold009@yahoo.co.uk Her
name
is Mrs.Kehinde Okoro.
God bless you.
Regards,
Jeffery Dede.
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