Well, the Chicago Tribune has picked-up on the Ump Jumper in "Of knuckleheads and bobbleheads" and the potential promotions that they would like to see at TPFKAC™:
- Half-Wit Wednesdays. Those who act like they have IQs of less than 50 get in for half price.
- Alsip Night. A shirtless William Ligue Jr. throws out the first pitch -- then is cuffed and led off the field as the fans roar.
- Fujifilm Mug Shot Day. Get in a scuffle with security and get a free portrait.
- Idiot Bobblehead Giveaway. Authentic novelty item featuring The Guy Who Attacked The Umpire Tuesday Night (First 5,000 kids).
- Dog Day/Rowdy Night. Let the rowdies run onto the field, then have fans turn their dogs loose to chase them down.
- Turn Back the Clock to Al Capone's Chicago Week. Players would wear Borsalinos, black jerseys, white ties and fake scars.
- Sox Players Bet Against Themselves Friday. A nod to the glory days of 1919.
- Handcuff Night. First 5,000 adults to run onto the field during the game get a commemorative bracelet.
- Smirnoff Ice Half-Price Tuesday. Fans who bring a drained six-pack get in cheap and get to sit next to the visitors' dugout.
- Royals Appreciation Day. Kansas City players and coaches charge the stands.
- Hooligan Demolition Night. To chants of "Hooligans suck," Steve Dahl sets off a fireworks display that shoots rowdies high above the White Sox's exploding scoreboard.
2006- 1600 Calories
2005- First Vote - Black Smoke
2004- 86°, windy, and having withdrawls
2002- Survivor Marquesas - Episode 8 and Amazing Race 2 - Episode 7