So, I'm driving home from my mom's house tonight, and I'm trying to get onto the Kennedy at Nagle, but I can't. I am mesmerized. In front of me is a black Cadillac Escalade that has what appears to be a gorgeous LCD monitor that's at least 14"-15", in clear, bright, vibrant color, playing what I'm assuming is a DVD of Rolie Polie Olie. I can't get my eyes off of it. I'm not watching the car, I'm not watching the stop light, I'm not watching traffic around me - I'm watching friggin' Rolie Polie Olie as clear as if I was sitting at home! I can't get my eyes off the thing! Something that big, bright, and clear should be outlawed for night-time driving! Or be required to put up a shield on the back window!
2007- *nose wiggle* *nose wiggle*
2006- Class #2
- *nose wiggle* *nose wiggle*
2005- I didn't think I looked that bad...
- *nose wiggle* x 2
2004- DirecTV heaven...
- When backed into a corner, call a hardware guy
- *nose wiggle*
2002- Jasmine and clones
- *nose wiggle*